The only traditions worth saving are the ones you create.
The rites of passage
At any instance you can completely change your life.
But we are creatures of habit.
Mine include drawing dicks and burgers.
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy.
this touches my soul
has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
"We [the United States of America] have always been a nation of immigrants who hate newer immigrants."
- Jon Stewart (here: https://twitter.com/brianjohnspencr/status/501808005844054016)
sassy & bitchy
Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
to comfortably watch a movie, thE CURSOR NEEDS TO BE COMPLETELY OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN
I’m going to show this to all mY TEACHERS!
If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? (x)