Vagenesis
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The only traditions worth saving are the ones you create.

The rites of passage

At any instance you can completely change your life.

But we are creatures of habit.

Mine include drawing dicks and burgers.

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veryordinaryandboringlife:

Wonderbra: Magazine

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iheartfallopiantubes:

because i’d like to think that my fallopian tubes sparkle too

iheartfallopiantubes:

because i’d like to think that my fallopian tubes sparkle too

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

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Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*
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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

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neonreef:

Omf

neonreef:

Omf

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itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

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fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

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